It’s been awhile, but here I am–back from partial retirement–to show you what Odessa’s been up to:
Let’s unpack what you’re seeing here. It’s my daughter and her friend Tucker at 5 years old, dissecting tampons they found in my car. People have started warning me that my life might start getting complicated in the next few years.
“Thanks for the warning!” says the woman whose five year is hiding in the back of her 2003 Toyota Prius mutilating a tampon with her hand on her hip.